News Premature ejaculating Korean missle- fail

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    Losers- trying to rattle their saber over the US/South Korean military exercises-

    US officials: 1 North Korean missile blew up shortly after launch

    By Lucas Tomlinson

    Published March 18, 2016
    FoxNews.com
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    FILE - In this Oct. 10, 2015, file photo, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un delivers remarks at a military parade in Pyongyang, North Korea. Kim has warned of impending tests of a nuclear warhead explosion and ballistic missiles capable of carrying atomic warheads, state media reported Tuesday, March 15, 2016, in an escalation of threats against Seoul and Washington. (AP Photo/Wong Maye-E, File)

    Despite earlier claims by North Korea that it fired two ballistic missiles into the Sea of Japan, two US officials tell Fox News that one blew up shortly after lift-off in an embarrassing new twist for the North Korean military.


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    A US defense official Thursday evening said North Korea launched two ballistic missiles, but did not specify how far each missile traveled. Both missiles were Nodong medium-range ballistic missiles, based on the Soviet-era Scud-C missile.

    "Neither was assessed to be a threat to the U.S. or our regional allies. These launches are a violation of multiple UN Security Council resolutions," the official said.

    Both missiles were launched from mobile road launchers, making it difficult to track their movement since the launchers can be easily hidden.

    One of the missiles, launched from the west coast of North Korea north of the capital, Pyongyang, flew hundreds of miles into the Sea of Japan, marking a dangerous escalation in North Korea's missile program.
     
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    These people have zero technology. I guarantee you the US could take over North Korea in less than three days.
     
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    Kim Jung Ungh
     
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    Nodong ballistic missiles?
     
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    That little fucker sure is creative at killing his own people though. I would watch a reality show of him and Johnny Manziel living together in Vegas.
     
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    chick magnet
     
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    Not likely. They spend just about every cent of their gdp on their army, making it one of the largest in the world. To complicate things farther, china would surely be involved in any aggression seeing that they would not like to see a democracy pressed against their border. Strategically, they are positioned better, the way their half of the penninsula leans against the south. Of coarse, we would eventually prevail, but at the cost of many many lives. Most being south koreans civilians. War with north korea is bad shit dude.
     
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    I wonder how many people got executed because of it?
     
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