Prepping for a colonoscopy

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  1. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Is the shittiest thing in the world. :shit:
     
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    pic thread :yay:
     
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    I volunteer to help get you acclimated.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you on the shitter? :)
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I honestly cannot drink that stuff.. I am supposed to drink a liter an hour for the next four hours. I would rather drink bleach. :bleachcoffee:
     
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    magnesium citrate? :c
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Also, I'm only one hour into the prep, the actual shitting has not begun yet.
     
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    After the cleansing - no mud on the helmet for awhile. :cheer:
     
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    Real's gonna be stoked :cheer:
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    The name on the bottle is Gavilyte-c Sol
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Tha bestest part is seein how long you can hold that shit in yo
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Real is supposed to be flying back from Florida today. I am praying he can make it in before the snow storm comes.
     
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    what's the over/under? 2 hours?
     
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    :pray::asshole:
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    i added the lemon flavor packet and am using a straw and drinking it over crushed ice. It is still unbearable. :mad:
     
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    polyethylene glycol electrolyte solution

    :bigthink
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I say under...
     
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    plug your nose and chug it! :shots:
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I tried chugging it, I started to gag.
     
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    your tongue is where all the taste buds are, don't use a straw - chug that shit.