Politics President of Guinea eats opposition - brain, testicles

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Who could you see eating human steak first? Hillary or Trump?
    I am pretty sure Hillary snacked on Vince Foster's earlobes

    The 74-year-old took control of the country in 1979, and is referred to as the "torturer-in-chief" following his reported sadism
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    The president of Equatorial Guinea may not be a household name - however those who have survived his brutal regime claim he is pure evil.

    Teodoro Obiang Nguema, 74, has ruled over the country since 1979.

    Known as "torturer-in-chief", his rise to power saw him overthrow his uncle - Francisco Macias N'Guema - taking revenge after the ruler had his family murdered.

    Since taking power, those who politically opposed him have been subjected to torture and oppression.

    However many claim his depravity goes even deeper.

    It is alleged that Nguema is a cannibal.

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    Deposed Guinean President, Francisco Macias N'Guema in 1979
    Those who make the claims say that he believes by eating his political opponents, his sexual prowess is boosted.

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    A political meeting in Equatorial Guinea prior to the country's first election since gaining independence from Spain in 1968
    Severo Moto, a political rival of Nguema, said in a 2004 interview with Spanish radio: "He has just devoured a police commissioner.

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    Teodoro Obiang Nguema, President of Equatorial Guinea, speaks during the United Nations General Assembly in 2009
    "I say devoured because this commissioner was buried without the testicles and the brain.

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    Francisco Macias Nguema in 1970
    "[He] wants me to go back to Guinea ... [so he can] eat my testicles."

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    Teodorin Nguema Obiang, the son of Equatorial Guinea's president Teodoro Obiang and the country's vice-president in charge of security and defence
    Nguema is also said to have skinned opponents alive and has eaten their brains.

    But as he remained in power for so long, he is said to increasingly believe himself to have God-like powers.

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    President of Equatorial Guinea Teodoro Obiang Nguema speaks during the Second Turkey-Africa Partnership Summit at Sipopo Congress Center in Malabo in 2014
    One of his former advisors has said of Nguema: "He can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell because it is God himself, with whom he is in permanent contact and who gives him this strength."

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    Equatorial Guinea soldiers
    There are rumours that he now suffers from prostate cancer, however this has not been confirmed.

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    Equatorial Guinea's President Teodoro Obiang Nguema attends the 2015 African Cup of Nations final football match between Ivory Coast and Ghana in 2015
    His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue, 46, who serves as a vice president, would be his natural successor.
     
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    People who eat blaek people have nothing going on in their lives Robin.
     
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    Two cannibals were eating a Clown.
    One cannibal looks at the other cannibal and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"


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    Lol. President of the Philippines called Obungle a son of a whore. He wasn't wrong. Raised by grandparents.
     
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    Be ironic if he got testicular cancer...well honestly it may not be ironic. I'm really not sure what that word ironic means ..
     
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    I wonder if he also eats da poo poo
     
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    Fucker
     
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    He'll be alright. He has made a sizeable donation to the Clinton Foundation.
     
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    i wonder if he's ever tried white meat?













    what a disgusting subhuman freak! good old afica. eating albinos, killing witches, eating your enemies. you'd think it was the olden days.
     
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    #Black Lungs Matter
     
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    He seemed pretty nice when I met him.
     
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    #Black Legs Platter
     
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    I actually knew somoene who lived in Equitorial Guinea for a year, she got her ass out of there after her contract ended. Weird ass country, like North Korea, but without the nukes.
     
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    Also Dude, Equatorial Guinea is not the preferred nomenclature. Equatorial Italian American please.