Pressing the taint DOES WORK!

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Had a few beers and just took a massive piss and remembered to try the taint trick. IT DOES WORK! It definitely does drain your pipe. I don't see how Howie couldn't get it working.

    Anyone else tried it?
     
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    I've done that shit forever!
     
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    I missed the taint and discovered I could take two fingers in the shitter. Is it wrong to be proud of that? (no homo)
     
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    Also works for shooting massive loads
     
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    Yeah it's a little wrong to feel pride about that. Are you trying to work your way up to fisting ? That would be an accomplishment.
     
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    Does it work with vaginas as well? Maybe that's why Howard can't get it to work.
     
  7. Chimney Portions

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    It's called the perineum, you Philistine. Yeesh, have some respect for human anatomy!

    And no...never tried it. But if you ever jerk off on an airplane, be sure to chew bubble gum or your balls might pop. It happens more than you know!
     
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    Not trying, but it just happened mannnn!

    The two fingers were the pinky and thumb and my hand was open soooo... :bigthink

    Shit, almost forgot (no homo)