pretty solid amazon review: dashboard jesus

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    I always drive with Jesus. Fucker never buys any smokes though
     
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    :backlol2: That review is priceless
     
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    Amazon peaked with Mambo

    Fact
     
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    That shit kept me entertained for HOURS! I remember when I discovered it... I was waiting to pick up a friend at the airport who's flight had been delayed til like, 3am. I started a thread at SFN requesting that people keep me awake/entertained and @Chriza linked the Amazon reviews of Mambo.
    I've referred to it multiple times since to share or for a laugh.
     
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    I always write reviews on items I buy on Amazon. :grad:
    I rely heavily on reviews when I purchase, especially when it comes to clothing. So I figure I should do my part for other buyers by leaving a review.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ggd: good guy deverrant! :cheer:
     
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    I love it when you read Amazon reviews and it's so obvious which ones are from the overseas manufacturer trying to boost their shitty product, because they're all overly-positive and the English is incorrect...

    "This pants is best I ever own! Verry happy super fun pants that are good for work, home or discotec! No better happy pant for me!"
     
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    "Me vagina no go sideways in these pants me labia look look like Barbie!"
     
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    The amazon threads really are the best though... like, we're twisted, but they go on and on like they're actually winning something.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :jj:
     
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    ...and it's funny 'cause Barbie has no labias.
     
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    Well she should... that slut
     
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    Oh, so Barbie is a slut just cause she's tall, blonde, big-tittied and wears blue eyeshadow?

    ...ok you're right. She's a slut.
     
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    Mattel has a bunch of pervs running the marketing division
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    best and only marble vagina I have ever seen
     
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    Nice tits too...
     
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    to think someone carved that out of marble.