Pretty Sure Call Me God Was in Fort Pierce On Monday

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  1. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Naked man allegedly caught masturbating with toy pistol in anus while driving

    By Barbara Hijek July 4, 2012 07:22 AM

    A tow truck driver told cops he saw a naked man masturbating while driving a Jeep Cherokee in Fort Pierce on Monday, reports WPBF ABC News-25 in West Palm Beach.

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    When the man, later identified as Robert Leo Casey, 49, was pulled over along I-95, he was still struggling to put his clothes back on, according to the arrest report.

    During a pat-down an officer found a toy pistol tied to Casey's leg, with part of the barrel hidden in Casey's rump. Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said.

    So be careful and be on the lookout for road hazards — especially human road hazards — while traveling on Florida's roads.
     
  2. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    ALERT!!!! Didn't give permission to use my real name
     
  3. Krusty

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    Too bad the guy didn't get into an accident. Imagine seeing someone lying on the asphalt , all bloodied up with a toy gun sticking out of their ass.
     
  4. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.
     
  5. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    oh me god -

    if that was your "thing" - couldnt you just do that at home - why you gotta be out driving around

    :haha:
     
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    normal is whats normal for you

    even if you are way fucked up :up:
     
  7. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Slippy needs to have a talk with this guy.