Pretty sure I broke 2 knuckles.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :facepalm:

    Despite 2 years with a punching bag....I either fuck up my wrist, or my knuckles.

    I never screwed up my knuckles on the punching bag, always my wrist.

    I screw up my knuckles when I hit walls, or trees.

    Apparently, I punch like a girl. :facepalm:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    yeah you should have some punching bag gloves
    other that that i would use some tea tree oil to heal the knuckle skin
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Stop punching stuff.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I actually have 2 sets of gloves, Shean. It just.........it doesn't feel the same, when I punch with those on.

    You can't feel the pain, or the impact. I always pay for it for a week or so, when I get mad....but at the moment - it distracts me from whatever else is hurting me.

    Not even to be rude....but it's likely as self-destructive as somebody who cuts themselves. Hurts like FUCK......but you forget, for a bit, about what's hurting you on the inside, 'cause the outside hurts so badly.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That wall will NOT fuck with me again.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    the girl punch: ALWAYS my pinky knuckle, and the ring finger knuckle

    That's an improperly placed punch. You should hit with your center knuckles.

    Same reason my wrist buckles, on the bag. I don't catch it square on.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    understood
     
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    I fingered my old lady while she was sleeping the other night she woke up when I grabbed her titty and she just missed me with a right cross
     
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    Use a gun.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Think she'd have knocked you out, if she had've caught you with that right cross?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm Canadian.

    We don't get to have guns.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    You're actually supposed to make contact with your index and middle knuckle.
     
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    This did not happen
     
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    Nope, maybe blacked an eye or split my lip Filipinos are dangerous
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    You really don't know me
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I know. :facepalm:

    IF they're broken, this will probably be the 4th time I've broken these 2 knuckles, because I don't punch correctly.

    I have a stellar punch....just imagine how good it would be, if I did it correctly.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    But enough about your vagina. :rs:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Oh SHIT. Filipino?

    You wouldn't want to go to sleep after that, either. You'll get stabbed.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :scratch:

    Anybody else understand this idiot, or find her funny? :dontknow:

    If so, please explain.

    Feels like I'm trying to address my stunted cousin, who got hit in the head a lot in hockey.