pretty sure my parachute isn't going to fucking work

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, Jul 17, 2014.

  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    This could end badly...
     
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    And?
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Well, I guess it's sayonara.
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Some dipshit near me BASE jumped off a radio tower this afternoon, and his chute didn't open- SPLAT!!!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Now I see why most posters ignore you.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Its not even a .gif he posted, I was waiting for some sort of payoff :fail: and igno
     
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    as a spin-off thread, it's a stretch :dontknow:
     
  8. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Spin offs :facepalm:
     
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    Divorce Chicken Turn me loose VIP

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    Any GoPro video of this future Darwin Award nominee?
     
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  11. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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  12. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Miraculously, the man survived the fall after the powdery snow cushions his fall. He was even able to walk again after three months after fracturing his vertebrae, pelvis and legs.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Remarkably dull way to almost kill yourself.