Pretty sure the HR girl saw porn on my phone today....

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    :facepalm:
     
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  2. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Well, there's only one thing to do then...



    You have to kill her.
     
  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Alright, fuck it, I'll break the ice.

    What the fuck are you doing watching porn at work?

    And what kind was it?
     
  4. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Was it some of that interracial shit where the black dude insists on wearing jordans and a baseball cap?

    Or, was it Asian lesbos?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Do black dudes call porn what white peoples call "ebony porn"? Do you call white porn " ivory porn" ?
     
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    Tell her you are doing research for your PHD.










    :lol:
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    So all your co workers don't know you're a queer?
     
  8. sickfeeling

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    oh i can beat that shit

    porn audio erupted from my iPad a few weeks ago in class. fucking whore screaming "fuck me Thomas!"
    I can still hear it in my head.

    fucking safari has been doing that since they updated iOs, previous video audio will just come out, even if page not loaded
    "just ignore their judging eyes, they aren't better than me, they probably WISH they had an iPad THEY AREN'T BETTER THAN ME"

    fucking dude making the girls say his name during sex ITS A POV WEBSITE WE SHOULDNT' HAVE TO SEE YOUR OR HEAR YOU AND WE DONT WANT THE BITCH CALLING YOUR NAME FUCKSTICK

    fuckers.

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    Ah the old Clarence Thomas move... well done.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Thread title is fiction IMO.
     
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    He's gay and so was the porn.
     
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    Talk about too much talk...
     
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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    As long as she didn't see you playing with yourself while you was watching the porn I wouldn't worry about it.
     
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  14. NipplesAndToes23

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    It was just a cam chick. I was on a long ass conference call and I was bored. She came around my desk to show me something, but I guess I showed her something instead...
     
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    Working with black guys in corporate America.
     
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    i'm still embarrassed and LIKE PUSS IT NEEDED TO FLOW FROM THIS WOUND
     
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    custodial engineers
     
  18. NipplesAndToes23

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    I'm actually pretty good friends with her but she acted all weird afterwards. Guess I'm just creepy old dude now.
     
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    you know dana we still have to finish our game of halo 3 YOU DAMN FOOL
     
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    Sweet release.