Preview of Beth's Speech at Purina Better with Pets Event

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  1. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    A very short preview of Beth's amazing speech at the Purina event is up - the full video will be available later. She first appears around 0:58, has the mannerisms of a teenager when speaking and closes with "kids are great but I just want more pets".

    [video=youtube;laOYgjuG6TA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laOYgjuG6TA[/video]
     
  2. Engaged Chicken

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    Oh. For. Fucks. Sake.

    :banghead:
     
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    Jealous Christ, enough already.
     
  4. Engaged Chicken

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    I can't wait to see the whole video. She can't say two words without looking at the stupid teleprompter. :urolleyes:
     
  5. hoodwink

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    "Kids are great, but I just want more pets"..... :facepalm:

    DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...kids are great but running around like im important is more fun. :cheer:
     
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    were her hands/arms tied down? they weren't flapping:dontknow:
     
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    Pet's can't tell me what they're REALLY thinking......"They don't judge" Is a literal Freudian Slip and Slide................
     
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    Yeah, pretty much this.
     
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    Purina...the McDonald's of pet food.
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i wish somebody would haul off and punch her or throw a drink in her face at one of these events. she screams fake, i guess the honored guests don't have any dignity, shes married to howards money you have to just put up with her?
     
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    ...hey its garnished wit iceberg lettuce.
     
  14. CCMaguire

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    [​IMG]

    Looks like the alien coming off the mother ship.
     
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    Such a good modoe...

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    Howard taught me that iceberg lettuce is for white trash only.
     
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    :lol: (At CC's modoe picture. :D )


    :umunch:
     
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    it's time for her to look like an adult and get "a big person" haircut. the long, stringy look isn't working.
     
  19. CCMaguire

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    The hair is really bad, isn't it? She's got extensions in there that probably cost a fortune, but it's still horriboe.
     
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    "My, foster mommy, what big nostroes you have."

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