What are the best and worst jobs you've ever had? I sold Clinique makeup for 5 yrs, it was my first job at 18 yrs old. I LOVED it till i got screwed over on a promotion and told them to fuck off. I've also represented HUD in real estate closings for the state of IA and been an office manager for a commercial and residential cleaning company. After going back to school, I now work in a residential substance abuse treatment center for adolescents. The downside to my current job is that I went to school to do substance abuse counseling, NOT to tell kids to keep their feet off the furniture and punish them for swearing. I think I would love what I do if my program wasnt both behaviorally and treatment focused. ALSO, I am currently trying to figure out how to accurately describe my job responsibilities as Senior Mod at Dawgs for my resume.