\Priapism/

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  1. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ Tearbag ◬ VIP

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    A painful erection of the penis that will not return to a flaccid state.

    How long can a boner last before it is life threatening?
     
  2. Splash

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    In my personal experience, 30 seconds.
     
  3. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    After 30 you need to get the poison out.
     
  4. DarkFriday

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    Smoopy call out thread.
     
  5. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Dammit!
     
  6. ViolentDiarrhea

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    The Viagra commercials say 5 hours. Then its time for an injection into the base of your cock.
     
  7. Capn Crud

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    [​IMG]

    Boioioioing
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I would only let it go for 4 hours before I got my ass to the ER. Your cock is pretty much dying from lack of oxygen at this point because oxygenated blood is not flowing into it. It will die. That would suck.
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    if it doesn't subside after 4 hours you are supposed to get to the ER. until the 4 hours are up you are supposed to work your way through every bordello in town.
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    in schmoopy's case his brain is dying from lack of oxygen because all the blood has been locked up in his dick.
     
  11. Splash

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    Arent you a relatively young dude?
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Indeed. 28. I just know my cocks.
     
  13. Splash

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    :lol: you have lots if cocks to learn young jedi ~ Schmoopy
     
  14. Splash

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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I will never be the Cockmaster that Schmoopy is. I plan to make a pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach someday and learn all I can from him.
     
  16. ViolentDiarrhea

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    Are there any ER people here that can tell me what takes priority in Triage : a 5 hour erection or Gerbil in ass?
     
  17. DarkFriday

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    I saw ViolentDiarrhea open for Cheap Trick in 78' :coffee:
     
  18. Lou Skunt

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    Simple. You let the guy with the 5 hour erection ass rape the guy with the gerbil until the gerbil dies and the penis goes limp. :hat:
     
  19. DrSublux

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    you know they drain it via a 12 gauge syringe. Have fun:cheer:
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    I'm gonna ask Mike...