News Princess shitty screwed me over on daddy/daughter date night

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  1. Shivvy

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    Her school is showing an outdoor movie tonight. We had plans to go to dinner and the movie. I packed chairs and a blanket.
    She said she wanted to go to Roadhouse for dinner. We get there and it was a trick. She knew her friend was gonna be there. So her friend spent dinner with us. Now we get to the school and she's totally left me. I'm all alone :cry:
     
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    That sucks.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Can you blame her?
     
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    Should have bought her a Moana costume.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Yes
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Find a cool kid and see if you can bum a joint.
     
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    You're the dumb parent now. That will change in a few years.
     
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    I'm shocked she agreed to be seen with you at the movie. Most teens thinks their parents are stupid and uncool.
     
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    I just called your local police department and told them that there is some skeever at the school movie.
     
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    She says that
     
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    She's 10
     
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    I am giving very serious consideration to eating Taco Bell for dinner.
     
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    While you're on the phone can you tell that that you support BLM?
     
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    Go push up on some milfs.
     
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    You shouldn't wear Dolphins gear when you're out with your daughter. Even her young friends know the Dolphins are a laughingstock.

    If Miami loses to Cleveland this week?

    It's over, shitty. IT"S OVER
     
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    what kinda chairs?
     
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    You bring any beers?
     
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