Priorities of the Malone administration...

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    John C. Malone
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    1-Immediately institute regular ratings. Somehow someway make Stern face regular ratings books!

    2-Closely monitor Howards side marble thievery during the Siruis/XM day!



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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    3- fire howard stern and hire someone who cares about his show and audience.
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i'm down with this plan.

    I would do 1 and 2 until Howard loses it, then lower the boom swiftly with #3.
     
  4. Gusbuss

    Gusbuss VIP Extreme Gold

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    Get American customer service centers. Please!
     
  5. FSFN

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    If I were him I'd give Beth Stern her own show. Dawg Saloon would be a mad house with 40 page threads & awesome sound bites. I still laugh when I hear her try and say giftsctiptions.
     
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    imagine Howard trying to say it: Giftthripthionth
     
  7. Nemo

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    [video=youtube;exSVPKvUvEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exSVPKvUvEg[/video]
     
  8. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    What is that phenomenon? He's been "Scrambling" S's and other things long before he got those fake choppers..................
     
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    why you :nag:
     
  10. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure Malone doesn't even know who Howard Stern is
     
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    he had a prior set of fake choppers for like 8 years. His dentitht thuckth.
     
  12. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Looks like after he finishes rocking Hamptons world he'll finish up with a "And what are you gonna' do about that, Boy-O?"
     
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    The ones that were stubby and had the gaps?
     
  14. Nemo

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    I heard Stern say under-neeef (underneath) near the end of the Smoove interview. I'm wondering if it was Ebonics of tooth malfunction.
     
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  16. Beth143nacho

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    Priorities for John Malone:

    1 fuck with Howard stern.
    2-100 see #1
     
  17. AGT Blows

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    Change the names of the channels to Wiggy100 & 101.
     
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    oh man :cwl:
     
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  20. Divorce Chicken

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    5 days a week.
    Apologize to subscribers.
    Bring back Artie and/or Jackie.
    Jettison dead weight: Lisa, Shuli, JD, Benji, possibly Fred and Robin. Book solid guests.
    Take over the Howard Stern website and fill with relevant content.
    Tie Howie's salary to listening and new subscribers/renewals.