Prisoner injects Vaseline into penis

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  1. Shithead

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    Stern related because he wanted to be beer-can thick but, you're in prison, why the need to be beer-can thick?:bigthink


    Prisoner injects his penis with Vaseline with predictably bad results
    By Yaron Steinbuch

    October 28, 2015 | 1:15pm

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    Alexandar Djelic
    What a nut job!

    A prisoner wanting a bigger manhood screwed up his “penal” system by injecting petroleum jelly into it, according to a report.

    Alexandar Djelic, 46, was serving seven years for theft in a Serbian slammer when a fellow inmate who claimed to be a plastic surgeon suggested the cringe-worthy procedure.

    “He told me I could inject my manhood with Vaseline and this would pump it up and make it much larger,” Djelic said.

    He arranged for medical equipment to be smuggled into the jail, and injected 80 grams of Vaseline into his member over a four-day span.

    “My genitals swelled up and I was in terrible pain,” said Djelic, who was taken to a hospital.

    “The swelling was so bad, the doctors had to cut away an outer part of my penis so I can urinate. I was put on a catheter, then got an infection, but survived the horror,” he said.

    He also paid a stiff penalty at home.

    “The wife left me because she could not see this horror, and no one can help me,” he lamented.
     
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    guarantee he wouldn't be stupid enough to hang up welcome home balloons for a blind cat though...
     
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    :haha:. What a gullible dumbass.
     
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    "Robin, Im coming in with the vazeleen"
     
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    A Stiff Penalty... :rs:
     
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    Maybe his cellmate was this freak that faked being a doctor and injected cement into it's and other peoples asses??


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    The amazing stupidity of that gets greater over time.
     
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    Stoopid because he should have told the doc to go first.
     
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    Is it really that bad an idea. Think about it. I bigger johnson and always lubed and ready. Guys ahead of his time
     
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    Smart guy, self lubricating!

     
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    I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this story.
    1) Serbia
    2) EIGHTY GRAMS of Vaseline???
    You wouldn't realize something was wrong after 1 or 2 grams? (For those of you who aren't European or have never bought drugs, that's like 3 pounds of Vaseline)
     
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    I'm American and know 80 grams is just under 3 ounces.
     
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    So the wife didn't leave him while he was serving 7 years in prison. She left him because his dick looks fucked up. Women.
     
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    Holy crap. :facepalm: I'm a jackass.
    Please disregard my bonehead post
     
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    Hey, c'mon. If that's the worst thing you've done today you've had a good day!
     
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    In prison? yes. it is a very bad idea.
     
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    Even 3 OUNCES seems like a lot of anything to inject into your hog.
     
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    This other prisoner didn't completely lie to him, he said it would make it bigger and it was, right up until it got infected and they had to start lopping off parts of it.

    BTW, his wife is Serbian, I'm pretty sure she's got her own "horror" down there as well.