Private Parts, Part Deux

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Egomaniac leaves wife for vapid, fake blonde, attention seeking whore.

    Box offices projections?? $5M

    Sorry Howard, Part Deux of your life is pretty sad.
     
  2. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    Will Fred get more lines this time?
     
  3. joeybo

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    If they had fun with it, it would be cool...

    Howard divorces Allison and goes on an adventure with Eric the Midget (like Eric's "Dougie the Puggie") to find the girl of Howard's dreams.

    They could run into Beetlejuice who would take them through the streets of Jersey City. Beet would take them on a journey to High Pitch Eric's place in Queens and Howard could bang one of the girls who shares the bathroom on Eric's floor. After washing up, Howard could get in Ronnie's limo with Beet, ETM, and HPE and head to the great Upstate New York and go on a road trip with Jeff the Drunk. Jeff would kill Ronnie and they'd get in a car crash, sending ETM, his club foot and his power chair tumbling down a cliff, seeming to be lost forever.

    The guys would be saved by a tow truck that Bigfoot happened to be driving from Mermont, it is. ETM finds his way up the cliff by tying giant weather balloons to himself and floats his way up the Pennsylvania turnpike. Meanwhile, the guys are hurrying towards the Hamptons because Howard's lawyer told him he knows of a property that can hold many chimneys and a bowling alley, so they head there, tout suite. Eric's balloons start to lose helium and he starts to drop into the path of Bigfoot's car! But on the Turnpike is our heroine, Beth.

    She nays and gallops toward the descending midget and flashes her dazzling teeth toward the oncoming Bigfoot vehicle. The brightness causes Bigfoot to slam on the brakes, throwing him and the entire Wack Pack (including ETM) under an oncoming bus. Beth asks Howard, "Are you OK?" Howard replies, "I am very rich." Beth says, "I love you". And Howard breaks into "Close to You" by The Carpenters.

    The End.

    (OK, no more drinking and posting on a Friday night!)
     
  4. Undead

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    Bla bla bla...I do what I wanna do...F Jackie...
     
  5. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Howard said the first movie was a love letter to Allison. So Part Deux would be a Dear John letter to Allison.
     
  6. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I think Part Deux could be pretty badass if they played it like an episode of the Twilight Zone.

    The first movie was a love letter to his wife.

    The second one opens with him signing his divorce papers. From there it moves on to him signing his pre-nup and first Sirius contract. Then his second and his AGT contract. Each signature brings him spiraling further down.

    We could wrap it up a number of ways...

    1) Reveal that Wiggy signed a deal with the devil early in his career and was only allowed a certain number of signatures before the devil came to drag his pelican ass down to Jewish hell.

    (Howard can even debate the number of signatures he's used and the devil can use the 20,000 books he didn't sign in San Fran against him.)

    or

    2) Old Howard divorces again and eventually signs himself into an assisted living facility and dies alone, abandoned by his daughters, fans, etc. (Think Citizen Wiggy.) When he reaches the pearly gates, his pen is out of ink and St. Peter won't let him in without a signature.
     
  7. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Fantastic!