Privileged and Confidential:

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  1. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Barr William Monte [morrisoffice10@gmail.com]
    Sent:Wednesday, November 04, 2015 9:23 PM
    RE: Privileged and Confidential:

    Here I brought a potential Business Proposal at your door step for consideration.

    I have a client that is interested to Invest in your Country and would like to engage you and your company on this project. The Investment Amount is valued at US$132 million.

    If you are interested, kindly include your direct telephone numbers for full discussion of this offer when responding to this email.

    Respectfully,

    Barrister William Monte Esq.
    Email: monte.william@lawyer.com
    Tel: 233-231-877-261

    Barrister-At-Law
     
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  2. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I'll probably buy Dawg's once I get the $132 Mill.

    First thing I will do is ban Schmoopy.
     
  3. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Don't forget @FatKidSullivan
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  5. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He's a Barrister-At-Law, what could go wrong.
     
  6. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    He can stay.

    You go.
     
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  7. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    this guy speaks as like @doytch
     
  8. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    He's fucking British bro. High end.
     
  9. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wonder if they still have to wear wigs. That would suck
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I trade faxes with Nigerian scammers fairly frequently at work for shits and giggles when it's slow.
     
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  11. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    They had that great website years back where this group of guys would make the Nigerians take naked photos with signs saying fucked up shit to prove their "legitimacy".

    That was awesome.
     
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  12. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Please troll the fuck out of the barrister and post all of the interaction here in this thread. Thanks VeeB!
     
  13. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I posted it here so someone else would do it, and post it.

    I'm lazy.
     
  14. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    What kind of fucking phone number is that? I plug it in Google and it thinks it's a math equation :jj:
     
  15. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    What I might do, is print this up and show it to my boss, and act like I think it's serious.
     
  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    :jj: you can have the creepy liar.
     
  17. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    It's a trap: he made me the same offer but never delivered more than $20 mill.
     
  18. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I usually engage these guys for a few days, that way I may some other dumb fuck
     
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  20. Gator

    Gator What?

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    :owned: