Pro Tip: How to fold a burrito

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I"ve got some bitchin' turkey chili cooking which I am going to make into burritos - pics soon...

    but in the meantime - why get AIDS from Taco Bell when you can make them yourself and live forever

    [video=youtube;tUyZFMJiYVc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUyZFMJiYVc[/video]
     
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  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Why would I give AIDS to myself? :weird:
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    calm down bro
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    hmmm...I see bad syntax there :facepalm:
     
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    dude it's just the interwebz :hide:
     
  8. Porn Stache

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    :shit:

    Angry Russian is angry.

    What did Taco Bell ever do to you?
     
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  10. Billy Brown

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    That burrito sucks.
     
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    don't eat the shit

    this is a Public Service Announcement to all faggits that are too lazy to make burritos themselves
     
  12. Porn Stache

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    Don't have a heart attack over it, bro.
     
  13. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    focus on the technique, bro

    i.e. don't hate the playa
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    what are you having for dinner tonight?
     
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    I don't hate the burrito, I hate they bitch that makes a shitty burrito.

    :)
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I'd hit that bitch
     
  17. Billy Brown

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    I would hit her her because she makes a shitty burrito.
     
  18. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    It's true. That burrito looks like shit. It couldn't even stay together long enough to finish out the 1:30.