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  1. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis VIP Extreme Gold

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    throw me what you got
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    Don't kick corgis
     
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    You can get out of speeding ticket by shitting your pants. Pissing doesn't guarantee it but shitting does.
     
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    warts on the tip of your dick
     
  5. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Have Doc Sub heat the activator first
     
  6. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis VIP Extreme Gold

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    don't fish with your dick
     
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    Mine are NSFW. Hit you up later.
     
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    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    PM me pls
     
  9. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis VIP Extreme Gold

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    code words

    rock-pussy
    tree-dick
    hole-ass
    balloons-tits
     
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    :grad: pro tip :grad: never wager with a Sicilian when death at stakes
     
  11. MatthewT

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    Pro-tips:

    Don't tug on Superman's cape
    Don't spit into the wind
    Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
    Don't mess around with Jim
     

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