Product review: Poopouri

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I have a bottle of Poopouri and I'm going to try it out. BRB.

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    Bro make TODAY lovely VIP Gold

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    God Speed
     
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    Looks classy
     
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    gay
     
  7. Scott

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    It works. I recommend it. I really gave it a good test and it passed. My bathroom smells like fresh cut flowers after a 4 alarm chili dump. I even left and came back into the room.
     
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    I'm only trying to help.
     
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    tomorrow's E&R will be good .. I hope.. stay tuned
     
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    do you smoke it or inject it?
     
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    that's the true test.
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Do you spray it directly onto your asshole?
     
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    fail.

    you need an unbiased judge because you probably like the smell of your own feces. take a dump, spray the product, and then have Engaged Chicken walk in with her cooking apron on.
     
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    My cousins had this in her bathroom, which is elegant and decorated in a Parisienne theme. I emulated Pepe LePew and befouled it upon my visit there. I used it after the fact , but it still worked well enough. You are really supposed to use it beforehand for the true effect.
     
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    zis vill be zure to make ze news.
     
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    nfbuckeye I've been picking scabs again Gold

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    You're a good man, Scott. And thorough.
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    It doesnt smell like flowers with poop smeared all over them? :fil:
     
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    He grows tulips in cow pies.
     
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    I have smelled lots of flowery bathroom stuff but it always smells like flowers and shit after a good smelly dump. I'm wondering if this stuff is special. :dontknow:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    The only thing I find that actually works is matches.