Profound questions you're too afraid to ask

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    lets face it, nobody knows everything and there's always some question in your mind that you've been dying to ask but haven't because you think it's dumb.

    Is the brain actually the successful sperm that your father shot into your mother, but all grown up?

    Is your body, the aged version of the egg that your mother made?

    Is a black hole not a hole at all, but rather just something so dense that it attracts even light?

    They can be profound, but sound dumb. Maybe they're based on nothing in reality. Or maybe they're the spark of imagination that someone needs to prove you right.

    What are some questions you had but have been afraid to ask...
     
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    Why is the sky blue?
    Why do birds sing?
    Why, Why, Why,Why?????????
     
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    I never thought to ask that one. Maybe I'm not profound enough.
     
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    Why do fools fall in love
    Why do birds sing so gay
    And lovers await the break of day
    Why do fools fall in love.
     
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    We're busy looking for habitable planets. Why aren't we building Death Stars?
     
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    When I was young I was told I'd go blind if I jerked off too much.

    Is my eye sight failing because I'm approaching "too much" or am I just getting old?
     
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    Why is my dick so large?
     
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    Why are all Jehovah's Witness churches windowless? This was pointed out to me years ago, And sure as shit.....I travel extensively, And it's true...........
     
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    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
     
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    European or African?
     
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    24mph

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    Why do Slim chance and Fat chance mean the same thing???o_O
     
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    Best one yet.........
     
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    Why could Liberace never find Miss Right??