Prom, fuckers. Did you go to yours?

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  1. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Apparently it's prom night down here.

    I didn't go to mine. Was asked (by the same douchebag who named me "Jugs") but turned my nose up at the invite b/c I hated the high school I went to.

    Any good prom stories?
    Lose your virginity?
    Have a baby and dumped it?

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  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yes, I thought I was quite fancy with my white tux and pink cumberbun and bowtie.
     
  3. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd post a pic but they're at my mom's.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Prom was so fun
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I did not...none of my friends did...I think we had keggers in the park instead.
     
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I was just about to say...post a pic.

    I went to my sorority formal (before telling said sorority to shove their organization up their ass) so I got the feel of being a princess for one night.
     
  7. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Did you wear a pretty dress?
     
  8. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    my prom was in '71
    the girl i went with is a widow with no kids.
    nice Italian girl.
     
  9. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    My date had huge jugs. I had no luck.

    I was waaaaasted
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I went to all the dances. Always had a blast.
     
  11. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    But I didnt get laid.
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :giggle:
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I went with a ginger with huge tits. :yes:
     
  14. Oh So Much

    Oh So Much Well-Known Member VIP

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    No, and I'm still sad about it. Went to the mall the other day and saw a bunch of prom dresses.

    Wah.
     
  15. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Yeah I went to mine. took my my favorite gal to the jr. we had long since broke up. Wasn't planning on going to the senoir when this girl ask me. I figured why not. Turns out, it was all a ploy to make her old boyfriend mad. Guess I got played. :D
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    There was a chick at our prom who was so drunk she took off her dress (more like ripped it off according to my friends) in the parking lot
    then did laps around her limo.

    If only we had cell cams then
     
  17. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    This really surprises me.
     
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    Went. There was a dinner, then dance.. then HUGE after-party at a ranch on the outskirts of town. We dropped shrooms at the dinner.. dance was meh.. but by the time we hit the party we were tripping hard. Had a blast.. was up all night.. then went to IHOP with buds in the morning.. big plate of pancakes.. slept for a day.
     
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    :console: :flowers:
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    There were some kids posing and taking pics in my folks' neighborhood earlier and I was all, awwww, you young bastards.

    And the prom dresses today...lawdy lawdy.