Proof Howard Is Gay

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by meatpants, Mar 3, 2012.

  1. meatpants

    meatpants New Member

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    After seeing those pictures of Howchie out in public at Knicks game with those fingerless gloves and all the new scalpel work te is no doubt in my mind he's been dancing backwards lo these many years my reasons are.
    chronic masturbation while he was married to first wife
    2). Whenever he would interview guest and topic
    Turned to sex he always stated how he didn't like getting oral he was all about the vagina. 3.)His obsession with wiping his ass after shitting, assume he showers daily and puts on clean drawers but noooo he has to have his ritual of baby wipes gotta be clean back there for Ralphie cakes.
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    It's gay to want to have a clean ass?
     
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    meatpants New Member

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    Oops. Should say. GAY
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I think he's just scared that his hemorrhoids will return. :dontknow:
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They were fissures, not 'roids. Kind of like a crack in the sphincter. Anal fissures are an actual tear in the rectum. Wonder how he got that?
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Yep. 100%.
     
  8. meatpants

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    He started many times he shits once a dayright what's the harm in waiting till you get home from work to shower,bu with all the psycho shit he makes his staff go thru just to get his lunch do you honestly think he's taken a dump at work in the last 25 years
     
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    I am completely convinced, along with the OP that Howard Stern is a gay. Beff is his fag-hag best friend, who is vapid, refuses to work, but is just sooooo cuuuute. And they hang out as besties, while the world thinks that they're a proper hetero married couple, and she can go out at night, and do her thang, while he stats at home, and either has a cute, buff guy over to the house, or cries himself to sleep while he watches the goddamned Bachelor, and eats six fucking almonds, on account of he's constantly fussing about his figure, and feels just as fat as a pig!

    Even back in the day, he'd have Smokin hot bitches in, get the naked, and then comment like a bitchy popular girl what was wrong with these womens' bodies like "too much cellulite on the back of that left thigh!" or "You're 5'7", you should weigh mo more than 100 lbs, sweetheart.

    Beth is a woman who women and queers think is gorgeous. Prior to ALL of the plastic surgery, she was fuckable, but just not a 10, or even a 9, and maybe not even an 8. (I'll admit though that with the surgeries, she's high-8 to low-9 material).

    Anyway, I digress. Dude's a gay.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Thread title fixed. :hat:
     
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    Don't quote me but yeah, I would say it is kinda gay to want a clean ass....Studies prove that women like the scent of a man's mud.
     
  12. Napoleon V2

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    if i dont shower after a shit i feel dirty
    no homo
     
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    Fleet enemas are being marketed to gays now as a pre-anal douche.
     
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    It's a sad state of affairs when someone can be called a faggot for wiping their ass properly.
     
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    Two words: Shiny Buff
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Isn't that a result of rough anal sex?