Proof of an almighty creator

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    There is no way an elephant could ever be anything other than a carefully designed joke. The animal has a penis for a nose and a scrotum for skin.
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You ever notice how African elephants have longer trunks than Asian elephants?
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  3. Daveindiego

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    Smoking a lot of weed tonight, huh?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Nah bro just an observation
     
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    That's cool B
     
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    What else ya got
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    And what's the deal with peanuts on airplanes?
     
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    OK, Cheech. :rolleyes:
     
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    Hahah, it's true.
     
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    What's wrong with peanuts?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Nothing, just felt like I was doing stand up for a moment.
     
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    Elephants are awesome dOe
    I'd like to see some one day
     
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    coward...
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Really dude?

    This topic was so important to you, that you had to start a thread from a mobile device? Really?

    And you're going to tell me you're not all hopped up on Weed? Pull my other leg, and it plays Jingle Bells.
     
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    I'm on a mobile device 1/2 the time I post here
    And I wish I had weed brah
     
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    San Diego Zoo has some cool ones up close like


    Moose, Khosi, and Punga



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  19. Napoleon V2

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    They look coo
    I heard captivity fucks them up though
    Like they can't handle it psychologically
     
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    Hater :coffee: