Proof that I didn't burn my home down, I broiled lobster tails. (A Picture thread)

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I started to detect in my previous thread about using my Big Boy oven that there were some haters and doubters in there. Well, look who is laughing now, bitches!!! And I don't even feel sick or anything. :cheer:

    Now sit back and enjoy this picture thread, with explanations:



    Now, I'm walking through the market the other day, and I see in the frozen food section, lobster tails, and went all "wtf, lobster tails. in packaging, ready to go. 8 ounces." How could I resist.

    So of course, in order to properly cook lobster tails, you must split them, as I have done.

    Then I put them in this oven, where you can see me preparing my rice bed and melting my butter.

    :c

    :davetoke:


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    Behold, my masterpiece. :cheer:

    :davetoke:

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    Looks great, Dave!
     
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    Yummies.

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    This is a Pelican. I did not eat this.

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    dave doesn't fuck around
     
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    Trader Joe's vegetable fried rice.
     
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    This is an Aircraft carrier coming into port after it has passed by. It's a really big ship. I did not eat this either.

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    Dave, I am super impressed! :yes:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This proves that DbD is black.

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    who will be the first to say "frayed dishtowel."?

    jiblets or schmoopy? :coffee:
     
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    Big thanks to @Neesie for teaching me how to use my broiler for the first time in my life. :wub:
     
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    I would guess Schtoopy, but that is how they are made. Frayed.

    Perfect for a mess like me.
     
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    Gonna upset some people with that.
     
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    I can use those lobster shells for one of my elixirs.
     
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