Proof that Portland's full of retarded people

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  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    This is a real Craigslist ad posted this morning... does anyone see what's wrong with this picture? I swear, you send 'em to college and they still can't tell the difference between housecats and cougars- just pisses me off enough to post about it!! Can't get the pics to post without using the link, so I'll tell you what you're not going to click on. There's a shot of the dead mom cougar, and two shots of her cubs- so fucking sad.

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    3 Cute Tabby Kittens Free To A Good Home (nw portland)


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    We came home one day to find 3 cute little tabby kittens in our garage sleeping in a box. They are tabby with blue eyes. We have dogs so we cannot keep them. They are very playful and will only go to a good home. We went outside to look for the mother but ran right back inside after seeing a large cougar lurking around in the woods near our home. Fortunately my husband had a hunting rifle near by and took multiple shots at the cougar and luckily a few were a direct hit . We still have the body in our garage. If anyone wants it to stuff or mount somewhere in their home then please let us know because if not we will be getting rid of the body soon. It's a fairly large cougar. It's scary to think animals that large live so close to us. I would love to keep the kittens but I fear for their lives and the fact that they may become a meal to these wild cougars and coyotes out here. They could of been killed or eaten if we didn't find them in time. We can't find the mother anywhere or anyone who is missing tabby kittens so if you are interested please email me! Thanks!

    They will only go to a good home! We aren't sure how old they are or what the sexes are. I am more of a dog lover but they are still adorable nonetheless.
    They are eating hard cat food and will come with the rest of the cat food bag that we bought for them. Please we need to find them a home ASAP!
    •do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


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  2. Schmoopy

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    :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cwl:
     
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    Epic fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ulol:
     
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    Last edited by Apple the cat; Today at 08:11 AM.:backlol:
     
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    Schmoopy's shot out of a cannon this morning.:facepalm:
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Sorry, Schmoop, but having a real job I'm not the computer whiz you think you are.
     
  8. Chiva

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    I would seriously hold Shiv down and take a shit in his mouth
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I'd offer that deal to Schmopy, but he'd prolly enjoy it.
     
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    I'll post this in his thread since he still has you on ignore.:hhh:
     
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    Ill eat corn and raisin bran the day before
     
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    Where's my thank you, Lurch?:mad:
     
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    Nobody's clicking those links, Apple the cat.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Cool. That's why I explained what they showed Schmoop.
     
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    Isn't it more like Portland has at least two retarded people? (3 if you count Gary)
     
  18. Chiva

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    Sell me some cocaine