Proposed Modifications To The Dawg Shed

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  1. BuffaloTom

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    Dawg, I really enjoy what you got going on here but how about a suggestion...

    For the female members here could you sync up their avatar with their menstrual cycle? Maybe put a red "Caution" across their avatar, or change their avatar to different shades of red depending on whether their period is just starting, in the middle, or ending? It would save us guys from so much drama.

    PS, don't let the ladies read this...
     
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    I don't bleed anymore.
    :bigcry:
     
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    Didn't know you have a death wish.:dontknow:
     
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    Molly seems like a swell person. Also, I had no clue women were born with a stash of eggs stuffed up in their innards.. Turns out a few of those little bastards drop during period time. Good stuff.
     
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    Wonder if there's a way to block Western NY? :bigthink:
     
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    It's been tried, you need us.
     
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    I wish I didn't. It's a horrible 3-4 days every months. HORIFFIC!
    God forbid I shift in my sleep, or the bed looks like a battlefield in the morning.
     
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    Modifications?

    Please, please, please ... no tattoos. (Those goddamn things are everywhere and they look ridiculous.)
     
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    I've researched a medical device that could be implanted into women's foreheads to give the same type of warning signal. No luck yet.
     
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    Is this thread about me....cause I feel it's about me....

    I'm not on the rag...moooose just pisses me off cause it gets away with all it's lies...

    This animoe expert thing really pisses me off...this thing was not raised up with animoes..it can't
    even ride a horse..It grew up rich and loving animoes but can't ride a dressage test or do a course...or even play polo...
    Even I can play fucking polo...

    oh and like midol works...ya know what works...xanax and weeed....maybe a dirty martini....

    f-mutt
     
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    :rag:Dawg gave a symbol for those who want to use it.
     
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    The guy is a master! I applaud (ever so politely) those women of the Shed who are kind enough to proudly wave their red flag.
     
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    Oh tell me about it! I had polycystic ovaries and I swear I would give birth to bloody alien babies for a week each month.
    I'm so glad I got those things removed, which stopped it all. I went through early menopause, which means at least
    I'm not all puffy and gross in my 50s. :)
     
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    Pretty much my friend.
    Gotta deal with it until my husband's slow moving sperm finally reach the egg.
     
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