Prospective tenants are looking at the unit next door to rent. :;

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  1. Tigger Please

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    My landlady/lord should let me screen them.



    One was ringing my doorbell incessantly. Then when I didn't answer she went up on my deck and started pounding on my patio doors. Duh! Oops, wrong unit! She had on a Pepto Bismol pink hoodie. It hurt my poor eyes.
     
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    was her name LaQuita?
     
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    You should have queefed on her
     
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    :lol:

    ":;" :scratch:
     
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    Put a sign on your door that says "youtube filiming in progress" then blast a ryan lever cover video as loud as possible. That'll scare anyone away.
     
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    If I knew it would be an effective deterrent, I would have autotuned an entire sequence of queefs
     
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    These folks would be clamoring to sign the lease
     
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    I suggest you get a gun.
     
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    Oh my god, do you know her?
     
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    Hoobastank :facepalm:
     
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    you should have told her you were the landlord and collected a deposit
     
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    why are you calling me names? DId Teeney put you up to this?
     
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    yes, I false verified her income so she could qualify for the place.
     
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    :ixnay:
     
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    My friend used to put a giant pair of men's work boots and a huge dog bone outside of her front door. Her theory that anyone considering breaking in might think twice.
     
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    It would probably just lead to the boots being stolen and draw the raccoons for the bone.
     
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    Oooo!
     
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    Figures
     
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    you know what raccoons attract?
     
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    There is another couple over now with the landlady. Maybe I should go pretend I have to ask her something