News Prostitute avoids jail time because she was diagnosed a "spermaholic."

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  1. Shivvy

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    http://ilyke.co/nifymag/prostitute-...r-being-diagnosed-as-spermaholic/75841/?pid=0

    The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Michael Baron said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

    The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Daniel Clark attesting to her atypical medical condition.

    “My patient is victim to a rare eating disorder which gives her an uncontrollable craving for male semen,” he told the judge. “These abnormal eating habits have negatively affected my patient’s physical and mental health and thus should not be held fully responsible for her actions,” he declared in court.
     
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    Send her my way so i can feed her.
     
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    lawyer deserves an award
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Real life Saul Goodman
     
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    heres the lawyer that won. no pic of the whore
     
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    The judge >>>


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    Send her to the NAVY because she's a submarine.
     
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    This used to happen t a dude named spliffer...gallons and gallons of cum

    @larryluncg @Summer :jj:
     
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    That's because the pic cuts off above his waist.
     
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    The one in the glasses claimed that as well... she had to get it multiple times a day or else she would get headaches

    she'd have guys save it in condoms for her if she couldn't service them at the time
     
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    So who extends her the invite to Dawgs?
     
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    Wait, they had Miss Piggy in the studio? I never knew that!
     
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    oh really?
     
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    yes really. I believe she called it "sugar" or "candy"
     
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    We're sorry, sir, but we've found your daughter has an addiction problem. The good news is it's not fatal, however the bad news....
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I need more women with that disorder in my life. If i was an MD I would have to consider specializing in it.
     
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    no pics, bad work OP