Prostitutes Selected For ‘Get Grandpa Laid’ Taking Contest Winner’s Choking Death...

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  1. AmishGirl

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    Prostitutes Selected For ‘Get Grandpa Laid’ Taking Contest Winner’s Choking Death ‘Very, Very Hard,’ Says Surviving Grandson

    Caressa Kisses and Vanity, the two prostitutes slated to make whoopee with the 86-year-old winner of a Howard Stern radio contest called “Get My Grandpa Laid,†are inconsolable in the wake of the man’s death prior to their ménage à trois, and RadarOnline.com has all of the exclusive details for you.

    http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/12/get-grandpa-laid-howard-stern-prostitutes-hookers-caressa-kisses-vanity/
     
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    Awesome story on many levels. Darn prime rib! Does Howard see that pic and think, man I am totally pulling off this rock star look?
     
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    He wasn't evolved.
     
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    Another lucky HSS contest winner chokes on it.
     
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    Yes, the two whores are just devastated that their 15 minutes of fame ended at the 7 minute mark.
     
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    That's what he gets for eating red meat. He should have had a portion of almonds.
     
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    He obviously had nothing going on in his life...
     
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    The 'Get Grandpa Laid" contest was actually one of the few really good segments on the Stern Show lately. Sad…the old guy sounded full of life and humor, sucks that the grandson was there and saw him choking to death.
     
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    It would be funny if a lawyer was able to file a wrongful death suit against the Howard Stern show.
     
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    Paving the way for even more frivolous lawsuits??



    Hilarious. :coffee:
     
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    I was being facetious. Howard seems to be the king of all frivolous lawsuits, it would be funny to see the tables turned.
     
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    There's nothing funny about frivolous lawsuits. No matter who is to blame, we all lose. :grad:
     
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    Prostitutes Selected For ‘Get Grandpa Laid’ Taking Contest Winner’s Choking Death ‘Very, Very Hard in the ass,’ Says Surviving Grandson

    Caressa Kisses and Vanity, the two prostitutes slated to make whoopee with the 86-year-old winner of a Howard Stern radio contest called “Get My Grandpa Laid,” are inconsolable in the wake of the man’s death prior to their ménage à trois - Translation- Inconsolable = unpaid m'enage a' trois = minute of fame
     
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    I blame sal and Richard for coming up with such a lame contest
     
  15. John Smith

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    Bullshit, that was a great segment. Did you even hear it?
     
  16. markluke

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    So what happens next? Is it like the Miss America pageant where if the winner can't serve her reign it goes to the runner up?
     
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    Only Howard files frivolous lawsuits! No one else!
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    God kills Republicans who lay down with whores.
     
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    I think I read that the grandson gets the hooker hook-up.
     
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    Aren't prostitutes used to taking it hard?