Proud farts!

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  1. JameGumb

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    Ever Rip one around your friends, and it was so nasty it made you laugh your balls off? Like the more pissed they are the funnier?
     
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    Nope. But one time I was at a urinal in a crowded public bathroom and my fart lasted forever. It was high pitched and wouldn't stop. No one reacted and I felt like going "COME ON, you guys! SERIOUSLY?!?"
     
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    AAH get it away!!
     
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    My friend was on his first date and for whatever reason he wanted me to come with, it was at a bar. Anyway, we were outside having a cigarette, it was quite and I just rip a nice good one, then immediately blame it on my friend, it was great, she actually thought it was him.
     
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    My boss & I were in the bathroom at the same time & she let out the loudest, most musical fart I've ever heard. I've never been able to look at her the same way ever since.
     
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    It was kind of turn on right?
     
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    :nocheer:
     
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    Another of my most proud moments is when I was sitting in my office all day, my belly was making noises, I really had to blow some wind. At lunch time I went out for some fast food, I blew farts all over the place in my car. Drove back to work, near the end of my shift one of my friends needed a lift to the train station, so I offered to help. We sat in my car I noticed a smell, it was like all that gas that I expelled at lunch time never left my car, it was great, still brings a smile to my face. I think he almost vomited on the ride over.
     
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    So that is a yes? :dontknow:
     
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    I was a Rotary student of the month in school and you got to go to lunch with the Rotarians. The same guy picked me up each week for a month and one day I got in his car and it smelled like an open sewer. As soon as we got to the Knights of Columbus building for lunch he found some people to take me to a table and he scurried off to the bathroom for a long time, poor guy.
     
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    He must have been hurting bad, I've had those moments, but all that pain and misery is almost worth it, once you sit down on the pot... ahhhhhh.... so good.

     
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    Nothing like it.
     
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    This might be an American thing that I don't understand. What does "rotary" mean where you live? :scratch:
     
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    Rotary International. It's international.
     
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    It's not an American thing, it's probably something to do with the school.
     
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    Rotary phone.

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    It has a dial on it that rotates.
     
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    "Hi. I'm a rotarian."

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