Proud to be a folder!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wujekcity, Feb 2, 2015.

  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    I have always folded when I wipe and was disgusted by the whole wadding up method! how can that not be messy??? anyways, what do you guys do?
     
  2. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Wipe?
     
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    I think I'm going to see which way the wind blows on this topic before I reveal
     
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    Howard uses the moist wipe things. He doesn't use toilet paper. So him talking about using toilet paper is just another lie.
     
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    When you fold, all the sheets slide off each other, sometimes making wiping more difficult a task. Where if you just wad it and wipe, no sliding off the other sheets of TP, plus it's quicker.
     
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    I use sandpaper, so it's not an issue for me.
     
  7. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    except you're not supposed to eat it after you fold and wipe.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    there was already a thread about this
     
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    I use the tongue of the OP's mom.
     
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    I use the three seashells.:cool:
     
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    Corncob
     
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    I still don't know how they work!
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    I have a bidet.
     
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    Use the shower head as a bidet.
     
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    It's normal to turn the messy paper over to use the clean side, right?
     
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    i sitll dont get the wad....someone post a picture