prunes

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  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i put them in my oatmeal this morning:facepalm:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oatmeal :jj:
     
  3. Kanye West

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    its good for you tubby
     
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    Spicing up your oatmeal with prunes :jj:
     
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    the gf said i need prunes in my diet....im like ok :dontknow:
     
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    Prunes are dried plums :hat:
     
  7. Kanye West

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    thanks a lot Dr Boog
     
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    My pleasure DJLoveHandles
     
  9. Kanye West

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    youd let me long dick you if id have you....too bad i wont
     
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    Are prunes good? Are they supposed to make you shit? I never ate a prune?
     
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    She thinks you're constipated

    They're not as good as avocados :)
     
  12. Kanye West

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    yea its supposed to help you shit.....speaking of
     
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    if i've ever had oatmeal it was too long ago to remember. i'm pretty sure i tried it a couple of times and it looked and tasted like slop! i haven't had prunes in years. they must be in an aisle i never go down. i'll have to get some next time.
     
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    Alcohol seem to work well for me.
     
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    I like weed :D
     
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    it is slop...the oats and shit are good for you and the prunes help my digestive system :dontknow:
     
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    I get drug tested.

    :bigcry:
     
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    This is the saddest thing I've ever heard :bigcry:
     
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    i used to have to hire companies that do drug tests! :jj:

    it made me feel dirty but it was interesting!
     
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    when i was in the air force, some guys took the AF to court over random drug tests, called "golden flow". i'm assuming it was military court but i'm not sure. anyway, while in thailand, the complaint was thrown out and the AF decided to test everybody with 4 stripes and under! in one day, hundreds of us were herded out to a field to piss in cups. we were herded like cattle!

    so many people came up positive for pot that nobody was ever fucked with. my cop buddies said that their officers were shocked at how many people were smoking pot.

    they would have had to close down the base if they went after everybody who tested positive! funny stuff! :)