PSA: If you flush with the toilet lid up you are creating a poop aerosol spray for your bathroom

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  1. Napoleon V

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    Please remember to lower the lid.
     
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    It would be more hygienic to shit in the ground and bury it than to flush with the lid up.
     
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    What if you're Muslim and shit in a hole?
     
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    I think the Euros have the best system, the Toilet/Bidet.
    I like that baby wipes are catching on in North America though.
     
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    Is your nickname the ass man?
     
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    No, I'm the Red Baron.
     
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    So much bad information ITT
     
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    The wipes don't dissolve as advertised and are putting tremendous strain on our sewer infrastructure
     
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    This is an open thread, feel free to correct anything wrong that you see.
     
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    I know some people that keep their toothbrush on their sink and i LOL knowing they brush their teeth with poop particles.
     
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    Certain feminine wipes are toilet-OK.
     
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    I don't give a shit.
    As it were.
    They feel good on my hole o_O
     
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    The Mythbusters busted this myth.
     
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    Because the air U breath and water U drink are pure
     
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    Mexicans don't flush their used tp

    They throw it in the garbage can

    Srs
     
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    I eat a fiber rich diet and poop logs

    You must eat shitty fast food and have butt pee.

    My poop doesn't become aerosol :grad:
     
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    What kind of cheap ass walMart toilet do you own?
     
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    lol

    Texas problems
     
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