WTF PSA: NEVER use a "device" or "object" when administering a spanking.

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  1. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    SuperFarts here with a Public Service Announcement.

    Generally speaking, I dont like to deal in absolutes, but in this case, I will make an exception.

    Its is NEVER recommended, nay permissible, that an object (such as a brush or paddle) be used when spanking.

    I dont give a fuck how bad she's been.

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    The proper, nay, the only permissible way to administer a spanking, is with the bare hand.

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    Thank you.
     
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    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    :bump:

    Please do not try to suppress nor ignore this vitally important information.

    Thank you.
     
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  3. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    Hey, this is some great info, Super!!!
     
  4. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It takes experience to use an implement other than your hand. You don't want to break the skin and the spanks must be evenly distributed.

    Or so I've heard.
     
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  5. DaTenses

    DaTenses Well-Known Member

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    Just when you think the Dawgshed has gone downhill, you get sound advice like this that you just don't see in other places.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I like to use a ping pong paddle.
     
  7. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Okay now I know why this thread was DOA from
    Moment one....
    It's all about the headline! Don't you know this by now!!!????
    Like:
    Paddle ass spanking preferred over brush? A poll!

    Or

    Bare handed spanking is prolly the only way she will behave


    See what I am saying????
     
  8. SuperFarts

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    Sounds like a valid theory because clearly its not the content. The content itself is beyond reproach.
     
  9. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Plus as much as I love usage of the word "Nay" twice in a post is too many,
    Nay, maybe not even called for:)
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    You tried, so I shall rep you for the effort!
     
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  11. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    comeback thread of the year!
     
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  12. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    how about "Bare famale asses getting spanked itt"
     
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    Never spank!
     
  14. Horse Be Gone

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    "Nay" makes it Howard related.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    The more you know..
     
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    If I may offer a quick critique...when you read the thread title on the front page it appears to be about corporal punishment...like hitting kids...and that may turn some folks off..
     
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    Right, or simply uninterested.

    But as you and others now know, this is vital, nay, crucial information which must be spread far and wide.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    He said spread far and wide..
     
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