PSA - Plantar Warts

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  1. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit. Back in Feb we redid our bathroom, and at the time I assumed I had gotten a splinter or 2 in my foot. Fast forward to August. I have the bumps on my foot that hurt anytime I walk. Went to the foot doctor, and he's all like they are plantar warts ( I assume i got them at the local gym, but I use flip flops, so ok ). Tries treating them with these pad things. No dice.

    Yesterday he says let's cut one out and see how it goes. Fucking thing was the size of a cigarette butt. Now have a giant hole in my foot and tons of pain. Not to mention the needle I swear he jammed from my heel into my fucking skull.

    Warning to you all, if you even think you have them, go to a doctor and get them treated ASAP. I waited too long and paid a hefty price.
     
  2. TripTo My Taint

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    You'll live.
     
  3. Mlaw

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    dirty person
     
  4. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    I know, i've never had one before. I didn't know what they were. Doc says I probably got them from the gym; all it takes is changing my socks on the floor one time with a cut. I'm disgusted with myself.
     
  5. DrSublux

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    what kind of faggot get splinters in their foot. Stop dragging your feet you shaggy walking whore
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Yet, another reason to avoid gyms
     
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    LOL @ gyms
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I hate being in public. I had a short bob haircut a while ago and I got a gross rash on my neck from the clippers they used.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What if the hole in your foot goes gangrenous like my mother in law's foot? You think they'll chop it off?
     
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    put ointment on it. it works
     
  12. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Will you hold my hand while they hacksaw at the bone?
     
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    AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! :nooo:

    My sympathies! .... like a poster above said, yet another reason to avoid gyms ...... :no:
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I ran a guy over once and a few days later his leg smelled like sun ripened cheese so it got hacked off. I received a complaint about that. :facepalm:
     
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    I had one on my chest that had to get cut out not sure if it was a planters wart but the shit hurt they had to go pretty deep and hit a part that wasnt numb holy fuck that hurt i still got the scar
     
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    ointment and duct tape....seriously the doc had me cover it with duct tape
     
  17. Just Peachy

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    There have been cases of people getting bacterial infections from gym spas too. Ugghhh... Nothing is safe anymore.

    On a side note, I have always worn flip flops in gym bathrooms and in hotel rooms. Picking up stuff from your feet is very easy to do.
     
  18. nserafini

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    Oh fuck, i'm in baltimore mike territory .... Suicide is seriously an option now :(