This is one of the funniest things I said in court when I was making a name for myself. I had a lady charged with dwi and resisting arrest. Resisting arrest requires a specific intent to resist. I asked the cop, "How do you know she intended to resist arrest?" He said something like, "I could just tell by the way she was acting." I said, "What? Do you have psychic powers?" He said, "No, I could just tell." I said, "Ohhhh. So you do have psychic powers?" The judge interrupted and said, "LawyerLarry! We all know he doesn't have psychic powers. Move on."