Psychic Powers?

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    This is one of the funniest things I said in court when I was making a name for myself. I had a lady charged with dwi and resisting arrest. Resisting arrest requires a specific intent to resist.

    I asked the cop, "How do you know she intended to resist arrest?"

    He said something like, "I could just tell by the way she was acting."

    I said, "What? Do you have psychic powers?"

    He said, "No, I could just tell."

    I said, "Ohhhh. So you do have psychic powers?"

    The judge interrupted and said, "LawyerLarry! We all know he doesn't have psychic powers. Move on."
     
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    I have psychic powers too.

    I knew the next thread you started was gonna be a piece of shit.

    :owned:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    You wish you were me. I'll train you to be cool. Three thousand dolla.
     
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    Who should I pretend to be. :umm:



    I am a Army Ranger that is a Navy SEAL and I also fly an F-15 for the Air Force.

    Next week, Marine Recon stationed on a Coast Guard Cutter.

    I am a hero.

    Thank you.
     
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    I'm a con artist by day. Pro wrassler by night. Fuck with me and you get got, chump jabroni sucka!
     
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    Another cool moment I had around the same time was another dwi case. That's my specialty, btw. My guy had his own blood test at the hospital. I had the records. They were exculpatory. The rules say they should have been admissible, but the prosecutor objected and the judge kept them out. After the ruling, I made a snide remark about it. The judge stopped the trial and called me back to his chambers and chewed me out. I just kept my eyes on the floor. When he finally stopped, I looked up and said "I just want justice, your honor!" We went back into court and I won the case.