Public masturbator on the loose

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Jan 24, 2016.

  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Thats a slip and fall hazard. :fil:
     
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  3. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    who lives in DAllas on this board?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    sounds like a sticky situation :smile:
     
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  5. LonghornJ

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    Kace
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I wasn't in town.
     
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  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Hey bub

    Drinking these tonight - pretty tasty

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    Nice!

    I would give that a try.
     
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  11. banksy

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    Pretty true to it's description. More tart than sweet. I like it.
     
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    Cool.

    I am a fan of stouts and porters that are sweet, but usually not Shandys.

    Your description of that one makes me want to buy some.

    So, more tart han hoppy?
     
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    Yeah - the cranberry and ginger flavor is heavy but not annoying, if that makes sense.
     
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    I had three of these tonight... I'm about ready for bed :jj:

    I am sure my pops would be happy to know I like the drinks he liked; Manhattans, Rob Roys, martinis etc...

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    ...she wishes
    :coffee:
     
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    my bad
     
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    Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
    man those snappers all around my feet
    sure was hard swimming cross that thing
    with both hands holdin' my ding a ling
     
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    this actually happened to me several years ago in san antonio.
    i was running in mcallister park when i encountered a man doodling his noodle on a park bench.
    he acted surprised, but he was sitting in the open, facing the trail, just a few feet away.
    i just laughed and kept running. that park was full of chirpies. :gayhand:
     
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