Public Service Announcement: Massage Establishments

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  1. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    A friend of mine mentioned this site last weekend (apparently there's an app as well) when we were discussing massage places in our vicinity. He told me I was completely wrong about one that I consider a "suspicious" location. He denied using the app/site, but he knew just a little too much about it, particularly all the category breakdowns.

    http://www.rubmaps.com/

    Howard-related because he'd never have the nads to get a massage outside of Chimneyville or a high-end vacation resort.
     
  2. Bye You!

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    There's a suspicious one near me. Closed blinds on the windows, darkened door, always see men going in there alone when I'm getting pizza next door.

    Ima go check this out..
     
  3. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    So the 5 star places are the ones that give happy endings right?
     
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    :haha: I was right!

    :secret: don't tell Monk.
     
  5. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    If I understand correctly, every place on the site will give a happy ending. The ratings are about how good the service is. ;)
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    3 stars on up, yeah. Some guys go in there wanting full service but that's usually only available at the trashy Korean places, most Chinese massage parlors only offer a HJ HE. $40 in the door, $40 tip.
     
  7. PI Nate

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    Asians? :coffee:
     
  8. Nick Manning

    Nick Manning Well-Known Member VIP

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    Some neeeds to send this to Gary Puppet.
     
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    Apparently.

    I knew something was up on that joint. Monk told me I was crazy, but maybe he just didn't want me to know. :jj:
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Extra cheese on mine please :c
     
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    :lol:

    Part of me wants to call him right now and say "ha! I was right!" (My 4 favorite words :hhh: ) but the smarter part of me is keeping quiet.
     
  12. AuntDolly

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    Depending on the search area, there are some Latinas, too. I was surprised.

    The site also breaks down Asians by group - Korean, Chinese, etc.
     
  13. GaryPuppet

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    Asian jack shacks ought to be legal.

    They arent hurting anyone.

    They are actually giving men relief they cant get on their own.




    Whos with me?
     
  14. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    There's a website / message board that exclusively rates and discusses AMPs / Strip Clubs / escorts throughout the USA by region: i.e. Los Angeles, S.F., Houston, Dallas, etc. etc.
     
  15. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    young latin therapists? :nooo:
     
  16. Lou Skunt

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    :haha:
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Anything that happens between two consenting adults behind closed doors is no one's business. Money is only exchanged for time shared, not for sexual favors. :coffee:
     
  18. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    well, this certainly takes care of his birthday, xmas and fathers day gifts...:cheer2:
     
  19. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    I have no problem with it...:coffee:
     
  20. Lou Skunt

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    Puppet, you should put an ad in the paper looking to hire massage therapists for your new "parlor." The interview process would be fun. :idea: