WTF Pumpkin Beer

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  1. God

    God Well-Known Member

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    I have a joke to tell...

    A hipster walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'give me your finest micro-brew pumpkin ale, I'm a connoisseur'. Bartender reaches under the bar, grabs a baseball bat and beats him senseless while everyone cheers.

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  2. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Pumpkin beer leads to massive liquid shits. Just sayin'.
     
  3. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    IT'S MAH FAVORRRRRRRRRRRITE
     
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  5. a mysterious man

    a mysterious man Well-Known Member

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    It's a seasonal beverage. What's the big fucking deal?
     
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    I like this stuff and hate hipsters :dontknow:

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  7. Zyro

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    I like it.

    If you don't like that I like it... go fuck yourself.
     
  8. a mysterious man

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    This is the only seasonal beer I eagerly await every year:

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    I love Oktoberfest beers..... but can't stand anything pumpkin.
     
  11. God

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    puke inducing
     
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    The smell is better than the taste in pumpkin beers. Pumking smells like delicious pie crust. Taste is nothing special.
     
  13. jokeland

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    Why do so many beer experts seem to hate the taste of beer
     
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    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    What kind of taste does it have?
     
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    Anything okay by Richard Chritsy is okay by me.
     
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    Punkmin milk stout at this brewery in Seguin Texas which I am at right now. :)

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    :jj:
     
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    Beer snobs are obnoxious assholes.