Punxsutawney Phil can fuck off

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  1. Shivvy

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    6 more weeks of this miserable winter? Hope he gets caught in a bear trap :pie:
     
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    Don't blame 'ol Phil! It's the Polar Vortex's fault, and that meddling arctic blast! :(

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    The whole thing is fucking stupid. Let's put a wild animal in a hole and then amass 30 people around it and see what he does once he pokes his head out from the hole.

    OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO GO BACK IN THE FUCKING HOLE! :pissed:

    Stupid fucking bullshit. They could at least try to make it seem the rodent is a predictor of upcoming weather by observing him without distraction.
     
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    Shut up
     
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    It was cloudy and rainy :wtf:
     
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    I prefer the old fashioned way of telling when winter's over. A calendar. :D

    Plus, there's so many groundhogs to choose from. How do we know which one(s) are telling the truth? There's Dunkirk Dave, Shubenacadie Sam, Wiarton Willie, General Beauregard Lee, Peewee the Woodchuck and Staten Island Chuck.

    Edit: In my copy & pasting efforts, I didn't realize they have woodchucks pulling this scam on us, now. Is there any animal they won't turn into a soothsayer?
     
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    You guys know Santa is fake too?
     
  9. Daemon

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    Then who put up this billboard? :scratch:

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    Looks like a message from jolly 'ol Saint Nick, to me. :dontknow:
     
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    No winter thus far. No crop water either unless I pump it.
     
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    :fuckyou:
     
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    It only matters is he sees his shadow. don't you know anything? :fil: