Purple Lestrade

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Looks like some shitty Brit show
     
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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I almost won POTY twice.
     
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    Lestrade is a Sherlock Holmes character

    Pick up a fucking book sometime
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    You're never gonna be nominated again with shit threads like this. :no:
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    My balls are purple
     
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    That's from letting black guys blow you after they had just had some Purple Dranks.
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Whaaaa
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    But I was nominated twice and won once by a literal landslide.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I know, I voted for you Bob! :up:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I'll show everyone next year. That's my year to shine.
     
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    That was before this debacle.
     
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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    POTY is a big event here; it's like being homecoming king or queen at a poorly-run vocational school. Votes need to be taken seriously before they are cast.
     
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    And then randomly switched at the last minute
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I was forced to vote for myself, if you can believe that.
     
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    Jesus you are such a Reggie faggot.
     
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    Inspector Lestrade
    G. Lestrade
    Sherlock Holmes character
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    Inspector Lestrade arresting a suspect, by Sidney Paget.
    First appearanceA Study in Scarlet
    Last appearance"The Adventure of the Three Garridebs"
    Created bySir Arthur Conan Doyle
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    GenderMale
    TitleDetective Inspector
    NationalityBritish
    Inspector G. Lestrade
    , or Mr. Lestrade (pronunciation: /lɛˈstreɪd/ or/lɛˈstrɑːd/),[1] is a fictional character appearing in several of the Sherlock Holmes stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Doyle used the name of a friend from his days at the University of Edinburgh, a Saint Lucianmedical student, Joseph Alexandre Lestrade. In "The Adventure of the Cardboard Box", Lestrade's first initial is revealed to be G. He is described as "a little sallow rat-faced, dark-eyed fellow" in A Study in Scarlet and "a lean, ferret-like man, furtive and sly-looking," in "The Boscombe Valley Mystery". He was summarised by H. Paul Jeffers in the following words:

    "He is the most famous detective ever to walk the corridors of Scotland Yard, yet he existed only in the fertile imagination of a writer. He was Inspector Lestrade. We do not know his first name, only his initial: G. Although he appears thirteen times in the immortal adventures of Sherlock Holmes, nothing is known of the life outside the Yard of the detective whom Dr. Watsondescribed unflatteringly as sallow, rat-faced, and dark-eyed and whom Holmes saw as quick and energetic but wholly conventional, lacking in imagination, and normally out of his depth—the best of a bad lot who had reached the top in the CID by bulldog tenacity."[2]

    @Mark Mayonnaise you stupid faggot I am always right.