Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DiamondGoddess, Mar 24, 2016.
Would bang still
When I was 22 I was briefly dating this art chick. On our first date, she said "hey bri, I really have to shit, so can you sit on the other side of the room for like 10 minutes"
Keep in mind I barely knew her
Looks like a retard Laura San Giacomo
Fake, hot girls don't shit.
I dig her. I like her commitment to remaining hot, and was not about to let doodoo stand in her way.
Well, at least she didn't eat it like a lot of bitches would
I would bang the shit out of her then teach her how to fix a toilet.
I'd bang her.
you left out the best part where they're making out and she says
"He keeps telling me I'm beautiful and all I can think about is the turd in my purse"
Right in the POOPER!!!!
FAKE AS FUCK MY NIGGA!!!
Nobody told her to make an "Upper Decker" with it?
Fake. If she flushed a toilet that wasn't draining "a million times" it would overflow. Then, she decides to grab a piece of shit, in water, with toilet paper? GTFOH
and dude says he loves her after one date? Attention-seeking-bitch alert!
i wonder if it was a large, hearty, fibrous turd or a pencil thin, impacted colon, turdling.