I started this poll because I just want to know if people on this board hate Artie as much as they claim, and want to put their money where their mouth is. Let's think about this logically: Artie will probably throw things at you, accuse you of stealing money, maybe even stay about your house and shit in your bed or piss all over your car. If he's really ticked off/coming down, he may wish AIDS on your kids or out your closeted nephew for going to gay day at DisneyLand. BUT, he will take your calls even if you're a total loser, give you a ton of money to shut you up, and maybe let you open for him at a gig even if you are an awful comic. Ol' Wiggie will throw you under the bus for no good reason, but especially if he can advance his career to do it. If you try to succeed in life by escaping his grasp, he will shit all over you and seek vengeance for the rest of your life. He MIGHT give you a one hour 101 show, but will shit all over it and degrade you despite it's being the only quality thing on the channel. He also will skip all functions you invite him to, blow you off to hang out with C list celebrities and Hamptonites, and attempt to destroy your self esteem by reminding you that you are nothing to him and without him. AND to top it all off, throw you into some half assed dating game that is centered around your being a loser and then pass it off as if he were doing you a favor. So, who've you got?