Pussah2 are you here?

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.



    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.

    I thought this should be over here as well.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  3. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Nope.
     
  5. Billy Brown

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    This have been done before DrS :facepalm:
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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  8. BleedingGums

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  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Is this a morning squirtz original?
     
  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I like to think it's funnier.
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Oh god dammit i thought I was being so original. Love the av by the way.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Always the best part :jj:
     
  14. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    who da fuck is that? Bump
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Was there really a Pussah1?
     
  16. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Ask oderus:dontknow:
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Pussah2 was just the bad sequel
     
  18. MatthewT

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    it is. then again, roadkill is funnier than Morning Squirtz