Politics Pussahhh

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  1. Harambe Burrito

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    When you put it like that I guess the election really just comes down to pussy, what do you think the founding fathers would say? I guess it's just 1955 again, no swear words allowed.:ucoffee:
     
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    [​IMG] I deny pussy

    [​IMG] I'll give him my pussy[​IMG]PUSSY
     
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    I wonder what his finger tastes like?

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    "Not as good as his dick!" -Sean Hannity
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    5 star thread, will read again.
     
  11. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Well thats great.
     
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    Pussy tendon!
     
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    No, YOUR great, a great thread starter who should start more great threads. :beer:
     
  14. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Well thats awesome coming from a legend such as yourself.
     
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    Are you hitting on me? :c
     
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    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Only if you have a wide diameter pee hole
     
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    :umm::yes:
     
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    "My dick looked like I had put it in an ice bath at this point"
     
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    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.