Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Butt Trumpet, Oct 16, 2016.
When you put it like that I guess the election really just comes down to pussy, what do you think the founding fathers would say? I guess it's just 1955 again, no swear words allowed.
I deny pussy
I'll give him my pussyPUSSY
I wonder what his finger tastes like?
"Not as good as his dick!" -Sean Hannity
5 star thread, will read again.
Well thats great.
No, YOUR great, a great thread starter who should start more great threads.
Well thats awesome coming from a legend such as yourself.
Are you hitting on me?
Only if you have a wide diameter pee hole
"My dick looked like I had put it in an ice bath at this point"
1)The night consisted of her coming over.
2)We talked for about 10 minutes
3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.
15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.