Pussy destruction update.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    OK. The plan might require a little work, I'm not sure.

    But one thing is for sure, don't try to tell chicks I have known for years that I'm in a major band. Noted. :grad:


    We'll just apply this to lessons learned.

    :c
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Is this major band the geezers of rock?
     
  3. Ben Dover

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    Tell them you played Frank Barone on TV


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  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Yeah, I'm the spitting image. :rolleyes:



    Who the fuck is this guy? I thought it was a chick. :fil:
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    Kasabian or Queens of the Stone Age. I'm still deciding.


    You ever hear of those bands, Pops? :smile:
     
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    tell them you played trumpet for Glen Miller
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    I don't even know who Glen Miller is, so that goes completely over my head.

    I was born after Hendrix, Morrison and Joplin died.
     
  9. Orgy Pants

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    "hi ladies, did you know i toured with boz scaggs in the summer of 72?"
     
  10. Apple the cat

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    I have, and you'll have to eliminate Queens of the Stone Age- they're still touring, and that's a good way to get caught in a lie.
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    Dude.

    I'm not looking to get married, or into any long term nightmares.

    This is for a quick 'Shock and Awe' or the ol' 'In and Out'.
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    i thought this thread was about you killing a cat
     
  13. Ben Dover

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    I thought you were 44 or something?

    Hendrix and Janis died in 1970, Morrison in 71. That means you can't be older than 42 :scratch:
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    They died in '70?

    I thought they died in '68, all of them. :smile:

    I was born in '69. Probably the greatest year to have been born in the history of mankind.
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    Not surprised.

    There is ongoing debate as to if you have EVER seen pussy.
     
  16. Dream Theater

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    That phaggot band you love is playing in NJ tonight. Guess where I am not? :fil:
     
  17. Daveindiego

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    I was wondering where the fuck they were. They hadn't played since Sunday at Saratoga.

    You wouldn't be able to go if you wanted to, because it's sold out. And it will be an epic show, because Phish loves Jersey. :grad:
     
  18. Apple the cat

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    Damn, Dave, you're ONLY 44??? You must've lived a hard life...
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    WTF is that supposed to mean? :fil:
     
  20. DarkFriday

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    True dat negro :coffee: