Pussy eating app

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...one_n_4919317.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

    When it comes to oral sex, maybe it's time to start phoning it in.

    Lick This, a new App by San Francisco-based team "Club Sexy Time," promises to let users hone their cunnilingus skills by licking their smartphones, according to Fast Company.

    The app requires no download; you just go to lickthisapp.com on your mobile browser and start tonguing away at your phone screen. The site suggests that you "wrap it up" by putting some plastic wrap over the screen.

    This is presumably because your cell phone is dirtier than a toilet seat.

    Once you've fashioned your makeshift dental dam, it's time to get licking. At this time, there are three exercises available for budding cunning linguists.

    • "Up n' Down," which challenges users to flick a light switch up and down as quickly as possible.
    • "Circles," which has users move the handle of a mechanical pencil sharpener around as quickly as possible.
    • "Freestyle," which asks users to use their tongue as an implement to jab at a beach ball bouncing seemingly at random around the screen.
    :lol:
     
  2. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    At least the app doesn't have that faint hint of urine. :coffee:
     
  3. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    at least you can't get throat cancer from your iphone
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Is there one set of lips or two, Robin?
     
  5. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    -1 for the app
     
  6. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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  7. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Fucking yuck. I think you should try upgrading the caliber of women you're with.
     
  8. John Smith

    John Smith Well-Known Member VIP

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    Before there were apps, Kinison already had the answer: paint the alphabet!
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I think my phone has the herps...
     
  10. HowieStearn

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    yeah, my chicks dont piss- or shit.



    ...I do have to blow them up though :dontknow:
     
  11. NyMarkNy

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    Alphabet thing is bs. Women can't get off if your tongue is going in a million different directions, they need something sustained, consistent, and focused on the clit to reach orgasm but only at the very end. Start that part too soon and they will get too sensitive.
     
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    Howard can't wait for the How To Suck Dick And Control The Gag Reflex App
     
  13. HowieStearn

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    fuck them. were sposed to take courses on figuring out their shit and gettin them off? they're not the least bit concerned about sucking at blowjobs, or not blowing at all :what:
     
  14. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    :winner:

    Start like a kitten lapping up milk. Gentle and average speed. Increase everything slowly and build.

    And if you get confused, just ask her...
     
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    ummm... he's waiting for the sucking cock app...
     
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    illini fan New Member VIP

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    I always thought you could get an STD from your phone....
     
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    so this is probably only available for Droid and Windows phones, because there is no sex at Apple?
     
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    It's not an app - it's a website - it's right up there in the story. :hat:
     
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    Or toilet paper dingleberries, I've tangled with them before.
     
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    :mami: