Pussy in the freezer!

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Question is, how long in the microwave before serving?


    Man stored pieces of female genitalia in his freezer, police say
    By Associated Press

    September 21, 2015 | 1:01pm

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    JOHANNESBURG — A Danish man appeared in a South African court after he was found storing 21 pieces of female genitalia in plastic bags in his freezer.

    Crowds jeered the man on Monday as police escorted him from the courtroom. Police said the man will remain in custody until his next court appearance on Sept. 28.

    The investigating officer said it appears the Danish man collected genitalia as trophies. Warrant Officer Lynda Steyn said one of the specimens found was labeled with a woman’s name, the country Lesotho, and the year 2010.

    The man was arrested on Thursday in the city of Bloemfontein. Police also discovered anesthetic and surgical implements, among them a pair of pliers.

    The Associated Press has not named the man because he has not yet entered a plea.
     
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  2. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "Was he eating it? A portion of pussy is all you need, Robin."
     
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    Well to be fair nothing worse than spoiled pussy
     
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  4. Mr Fantastic

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    Now thats what I call a Hungry Man! :uvag:
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    That takes eating pussy to a whole nother level.
     
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    what's the difference between a freezer and a pussy?

    a freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it




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  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Pieces. How? Unless the uterus is involved.
     
  8. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    So he can always have an on-hold skeezah?
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Nope even the meatiest labia wouldn't work.
     
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    Are the women dead?
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I wondered that too or did they volunteer
     
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    I can't imagine anyone volunteering to give him pieces of their vag!
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Who tipped the authorities off about this nastiness? Did someone get some ice for a drink and see plastic bags and think "hmmmm....now that looks suspiciously like random pussy parts"?
     
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    Homemade labiaplasty?
     
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    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    That sounds painful!
     
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    With a side of broccoli rabe. Sounds delicious. :lunch:
     
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    Throw like 15-20 little labia niblets in a pan with some garlic and olive oil,fry them up, tastes like chicken.
     
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    We're all hungry, lets Eat.

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