Pussy in the freezer!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shithead, Sep 22, 2015.

  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,173
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,954
    Likes Received:
    25,947
    Question is, how long in the microwave before serving?


    Man stored pieces of female genitalia in his freezer, police say
    By Associated Press

    September 21, 2015 | 1:01pm

    Modal Trigger
    [​IMG]
    Photo: Shutterstock
    JOHANNESBURG — A Danish man appeared in a South African court after he was found storing 21 pieces of female genitalia in plastic bags in his freezer.

    Crowds jeered the man on Monday as police escorted him from the courtroom. Police said the man will remain in custody until his next court appearance on Sept. 28.

    The investigating officer said it appears the Danish man collected genitalia as trophies. Warrant Officer Lynda Steyn said one of the specimens found was labeled with a woman’s name, the country Lesotho, and the year 2010.

    The man was arrested on Thursday in the city of Bloemfontein. Police also discovered anesthetic and surgical implements, among them a pair of pliers.

    The Associated Press has not named the man because he has not yet entered a plea.
     
    smichal and SlinkyNeckStern like this.
  2. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    122,240
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    12,592
    Likes Received:
    52,859
    "Was he eating it? A portion of pussy is all you need, Robin."
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and reno like this.
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    24
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    55,623
    Likes Received:
    61,874
    Well to be fair nothing worse than spoiled pussy
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew, meanredhed and reno like this.
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    1,890
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,173
    Likes Received:
    22,958
    Now thats what I call a Hungry Man! :uvag:
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  5. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    91,863
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    15,937
    Likes Received:
    48,492
    That takes eating pussy to a whole nother level.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and meanredhed like this.
  6. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    41,763
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    16,243
    Likes Received:
    38,470
    what's the difference between a freezer and a pussy?

    a freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it




    [​IMG]
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,237
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,930
    Likes Received:
    53,407
    Pieces. How? Unless the uterus is involved.
     
  8. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,173
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,954
    Likes Received:
    25,947
    [​IMG]
     
  9. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

    Reputations:
    31
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,184
    Likes Received:
    15,795
    So he can always have an on-hold skeezah?
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,237
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,930
    Likes Received:
    53,407
    Nope even the meatiest labia wouldn't work.
     
  11. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

    Reputations:
    125,101
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2015
    Messages:
    7,880
    Likes Received:
    22,113
    Are the women dead?
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  12. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,173
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,954
    Likes Received:
    25,947
    I wondered that too or did they volunteer
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and cetiya like this.
  13. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

    Reputations:
    125,101
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2015
    Messages:
    7,880
    Likes Received:
    22,113


    I can't imagine anyone volunteering to give him pieces of their vag!
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  14. meanredhed

    meanredhed ❤️ VIP

    Reputations:
    209,785
    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,227
    Likes Received:
    37,008
    Who tipped the authorities off about this nastiness? Did someone get some ice for a drink and see plastic bags and think "hmmmm....now that looks suspiciously like random pussy parts"?
     
    Joe Bauers and Mr Fantastic like this.
  15. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,173
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,954
    Likes Received:
    25,947
    Homemade labiaplasty?
     
  16. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

    Reputations:
    125,101
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2015
    Messages:
    7,880
    Likes Received:
    22,113


    That sounds painful!
     
    meanredhed likes this.
  17. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    1,890
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,173
    Likes Received:
    22,958

    With a side of broccoli rabe. Sounds delicious. :lunch:
     
    Joe Bauers and meanredhed like this.
  18. BethOsItchyHem

    BethOsItchyHem Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,727
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2014
    Messages:
    1,105
    Likes Received:
    1,688
    Throw like 15-20 little labia niblets in a pan with some garlic and olive oil,fry them up, tastes like chicken.
     
    meanredhed and Joe Bauers like this.
  19. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,391
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    31,604
    Likes Received:
    48,365
    We're all hungry, lets Eat.

    [​IMG]
     
    meanredhed likes this.