Pussy/Mouth/Butt: Stern Office Edition

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP Gold

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    You know the deal, pick which broad you wanna fuck in the pussy, which one to face fuck and which one to buttfuck. You only get one hole on each broad. Please be sure to include the thoughts behind your choices.

    If you wanna cling to tired, dated schtick, F/Marry/Kill will also be accepted.

    Marci Turk

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    Tracy Millman

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    Lisa G

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  2. Bryce

    Bryce Happy Kimbragiving

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    I'll throat Turk, pussyfuck G, and assfuck the other one. No time to explain, Im at work :grad:
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Pussy one
    Mouth three.
    Burn with fire two
     
  4. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    I just want to fuck Lisa's Double D's.
     
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  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    They are plump and luscious.
     
  6. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    Fatso in the mouth because fatties have to try hard, skelator in the ass because her coot cant get wet anymore anyway and so i can listen to her shit cum while i eat a cupcake, comedy killer gets it right in the pussy. If i knock up turk she probably has a jew fortune.
     
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  7. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP Gold

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    Here are my findings.

    Pussy: Millman - she got a lil anger on her, and I think she would use that during the fucking. I would warn her that I would consider her use of the word "dewsh" as a request for some choking.

    Mouth: Lisa G - I have longed for a relatively attractive gum job. Pop them denures out and there will be nothing to stop me until I reach tonsils.

    Butt: Turk - With the red hair and pale skin, she has to have a pink butthole, right? Pink butthole is like a white rhino, every big game hunter wants one in his collection.
     
  8. DrDestouches

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    Turk = pussy, youngest and prettiest of them
    Millman = throat. so I wouldn't have to look at any part of her body
    Lisa = ass. so I could bend her over and not have to look at her
     
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    I'm not going near millmans love caverns, but I'd gladly have her gag. G, way to scared to allow me any fun in her fecal factory, plus, she's too old ta get pregs. Vag for her. That leaves Turk enjoying all of me ripping her backside apart.
     
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    This is why i voted for you as Poster of the Year my friend.
     
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    Oh Sweet King Whore, we must ride into the sunset...

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    ;)
     
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    Marci Turk - up the butt because i wouldn't be able to respect her.

    Lisa G - face because i'd hope she'd choke on it.

    Tracy Millman - obviously the vagina because i love her and want to make sweet passionate love to her.
     
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  13. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Are Gary and the other douche watching whatever I do to Marci? That may affect my decision.
     
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    "I am eggs-dremely dumfounded..."
     
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    Pussy fuck Marci
    nice big sloppy BJ from Tracy
    deep anal on Lisa G
     
  16. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Are you saying you'd fuck Turk in her pussy, Ross in his mouth and Gary up the ass or are you saying you'd fuck Turk in her pussy, Gary in his mouth and Ross up the ass? Congrats on Poster of the Year!
     
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  18. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Turk in the puss because I think she's attractive and I wouldn't mind seeing the face and boobs while banging.

    Millman blowjob because I don't necessarily have to deal with her body. She's not the good kind of chubby.

    Lisa G in the butt because I can imagine a younger chick and don't have to look at the flapjacks. She might still have a decent rump.
     
  19. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Same wavelength on this one. :lo5:
     
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  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP Gold

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    OK, but not on a bike w/ all that gay shit on it.
     
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